(Archived newspaper from Tanoa Times, preserved for historical purposes of Military Conflicts 2019-2020)
Tanoa Times
Daily Archipelago Reporter
US officially enter Tanoa
On the 26th of August, United States Armed Forces were seen disembarking a navy wartime vessel at the Tuvanaka Airfield, carrying with them heavy military equipment. We have provided you live coverage from our helicopter and now we bring you all you need to know!
Warren and Dax fulfill their pro-western ambition
Recent events came as no surprise to voters of
PM Warren as he has time and time again
declared the Republic of 4 Tanoa a friend of the west. The current administration 4 has entered into official military cooperation with the United States of America to combat the most ruthless threat Tanoa is currently facing - organized pirate gangs that are feared all over the archipelago.
Are foreign American soldiers our friends?
During last week's meetings, the details of Tanoa-American cooperation have been established and Chief Inspector Dax assures Tanoan citizens that US armed forces are here to help! In a statement during a press conference this morning Dax said: "We have firmly solidified some key points with our American partners such as tremendous humanitarian help, lease of Tuvanaka airfield to our partners and active combat undertakings against the ongoing pirate infestation of our beautiful paradise! I give you all a personal promise that with American help our country can prosper once again."
A massive drop in touristic activity - are we facing another crisis?
While the pro-western enthusiasts celebrate the arrival of foreign combat forces the touristic industry is facing a complete meltdown - putting even more people below the poverty line.
As the pirate groups begin to fight back their newfound enemy - the United States of America - hotel owners claim colossal financial losses.
"Tourists no longer feel safe around here. I will have to fire all my staff if this situation persists," a desperate hotel owner told us in an anonymous statement. We will be pushing the Ministry of Tourism to publish a statement in response.